Who gets fanatical about Ketchup!? The Cuisinerd does, that’s who.

The packaging is superb. The website offers pairings and party planing tips (sample soundtrack included). They even suggest the ultimate food geek’s etiquette guide: The Gentleman’s Companion, Volume II ! Everything about Sir Kensington‘s Gourmet Scooping Ketchup has got me giddy.

Sir Kensington, if you were a real man I would set you up with my most eligible single lady friends. You are a gentlemen of all kinds of wonderment and class. You are also mighty tasty…especially when you get all spicy.

Why can’t other condiments be this esteemed?